just...no

the s4 guidance are still looking for volunteers for the social evening that is being organised to celebrate the end of standard grade exams...this event is said to consist of;
snacks&juice
the school hall
teachers
fancy dress
....and the Dj skills of Jonathan Adie
i would personally rather spend my night gouging my eyes out, than standing for the best part of 2 hours looking at Jonny and his personalized t-shirt.
thanks Mrs. Lovell, but i think ill pass.