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For all of you on study leave and wanting to avoid revising, here is a list of the best films ever, created over days of procrastination by myself and David Lowe

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Help, I’m A Fish!
My girl
Home alone 
Mary Kate and Ashley;
Our Lips Are Sealed
Winning London
Holiday In The Sun
Getting there
When in rome
Jurasic park
Meet the parents
Meet the fokers
Role Models

It’s A Wonderful Life

Even Stevens the Movie

The Breakfast Club

A Bugs Life

Jeeper’s creepers 1&2

jUMANJI

Sherlock Holmes 1&2

Silence Of The Lambs

Cannibal

Red Dragon

Ferris Bueler's Day Off

Dirty Dancing

Weekend At Bernie’s

Groundhog Day

Clueless

Little Women

Pretty Women

The Shining

Trainspotting

Star wars (all 6, love The Phantom Menace the best.)

Indiana Jones (again all 4)

E.T

Fast Times At Ridgemount High

The Man With Two Brains

Ghostbusters (1&2)

Back To The Future (1,2&3)

The Goonies

When Harry Met Sally

Gremlins

Who Framed Rodger Rabbit?

Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

Honey, I Blew Up The Kids

Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves

The Wizard Of Oz

Jaws 1,2,3&4

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

The Godfather

The Exorcist

Grease 1&2

Pirates Of The Caribbean 123&4

Transformers 12&3

Harry Potter 1-8

The Hangover 1&2

Scream (1-4)

Lord Of The Rings 12&3

Saw (1-A MILLLION)

Scary Movie 1&2

Spiderman 12&3

X-Men 1234&5

Charlie’s Angels1&2

James Bond (trillions of them)

Austin Powers 12&3

American Pie 123456&7

Paranormal Activity 12&3

White Chicks

Deep Blue Sea

It

Misery

Stand By Me

Slap Her Shes French

Supersize Me

Zack and Mindy Make A Porno

Sky High

The Hand That Rocked the Cradle

The Boat That Rocked

Beetle Juice

The Emperor’s New Groove

The Road to El Dorado

Bring It On 123&4

Wayne’s World 1&2

The Ring 1&2

Three Men and The Baby

Open Water

Jackass 1234&5

Spy Kids 12&3

13

The Parent Trap

Along Came Polly

Matilda

Cats And Dogs

Flubber

Lizzie Mcguire Movie

Edward Scissorhands

Hocus Pocus

Dumb and Dumber

Superbad

Jenifer’s Body

Napoleon Dynamite

Monster In Law

Role Models

Zoolander

The Wedding Crashers

The Wedding Singer

The Wedding planner

The Sweetest Thing

Black Swan

Hercules

Submarine

The Inbetweeners Movie

Easy A

Bruce almighty

Madagascar

The bullet proof monk

The buffy the vampire slayer movie
agent cody banks 1&2
shes the man
john tucker must die
8 legged freaks
Blair witch project
I’ll be home for Christmas
Insidious
School of rock
Mean Girls
Donny darko
Halloween Town  12&3
The Little Mermaid 1&2
Toy Story (1,2&3)
Freaky Friday
Karrie 1&2
Cry Wolf
The butterfly effect
The sixth Sense
Step up 12&3
Dear john
What a girl wants
A Cinderella story
P.s I love you
8 mile
Euro trip
What happens in Vegas
13 going on 30
St Trinians 1&2
Lassie
Attack The Block
127 hours
Twister
Bridesmaids
Friends with benefits
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
The social network
Sex and the city
Domestic Disturbance
Legally blonde 1&2
Knocked up
Horrible Bosses
No strings attached
Free willy 12&3
Beastly
The human centipede 1 &2
Serbian film
The girl with the dragon tattoo
Signs
Like mike
Prom Night
My bloody valentine
The ugly truth
Miss.congeniality
Juno
500 days of summer
batman 12345&6
Slumdog millionare
love actually
50 first dates
how to lose a guy in 10 days
Bridget jones 1&2
revenge of the nerds
the last American virgin
rush hour 1
the ring 1&2
Friday the 13^th 1234567&8
superman
nightmare on elms street 123456&7
Freddie vs Jason
daddy day care
cheaper by the dozen 1&2
cabin fever
Scooby doo 1&2

2012

So it is 2012, and we are apparently all going to die an excruciatingly painful death in 353 days. However the most pain i seem to be in at the moment is the paper cuts covering my hands as I decided 35 minutes ago to rip off all the photos, magazine cuttings and stickers off the side of my wardrobe and my door. not because its 'a new year and a new me! :D ' and not cause i began to cry about how painstakingly depressing my shitty life is, but simply because I was staring at all the things i used to like and the photos of me with people i don't even say hello to any more and the oldest photos were from p7. when looking at the photos i saw who i used to be and how I don't even see the smallest part of that person any more and I didn't know whether that was a good thing or a bad thing. all I know is that I am sick and tired of everyone being depressing little fucks and not just saying what they think and having to lie about absolutely fucking everything cause they seem to care so bloody much about what everyone thinks about them, when i can guarantee you i will never see/talk to 96% of the people in my year say 2 and a half/3 years from now? i know i have gone very far off the topic i just thought that maybe this might make people realize that all the things they think are important and worth crying rivers over in 2012 will mean anything in the grand scheme of their lives. the point i think i am trying to make is that i personally think over the past 5 years i have changed far too many times because of the people i hung out with and i have fought with so many other people because of the people i hung out with. the point of me ripping off all the pictures was not to forget all those people it was just to show that none of it actually matters. i know that this is all awfully cliché and depressing and very 'my life is shit, I'm a new person' but i just don't see the point in changing the way i am just so that other people can like me, or changing my opinions to agree with other peoples, or having to hang out with people who i know i will never talk to again a year from then when we all clearly have nothing in common but i would just go with it.so basically, the next year and a half of my life is going to be spent with a lot of different people but I'm hoping that after this i will think more carefully about the decisions i make and the way i choose to act just because of other bitches.

ugly

makeup can make you look pretty on the outside. but it dosen't help if you are ugly on the inside. unless you eat your make up.

happy

if i was happy all the time, i would never fully appreciate life. because sometimes we need to miss things in order to realize how valuable it is, or want things in order to realize how important it is. if i was happy all the time, i would not truly be happy.

overrated

being a teenager is vastly overrated. we all make mistakes, we are all stubborn and we couldn't give two shits what our parents think, we hate school, we cause shit, we fight, we love ,we cry ,we give up believing in a higher power. we're all fucked up and that's the truth. we all come from dysfunctional families, because no family is perfect ; we say things we don't mean, we yell, we scream,we get broken hearts, we get drunk, we have sex. grades don't mean a thing anymore,we live on quotes and music that describe our lives and most importantly we are tired. we are tired of waking up each morning and having to go to school where we see the people we hate or the people we love, we get tired of waiting for the text message that's not going to come and we get tired of pretending we're fine.

end.

the saddest part of life is perhaps the fact that all good things must, and eventually will, come to an end. of course there is the chance that  maybe the good things will end and just get better.but believe me, that too will end. and yes i do suppose there could be worse things that could happen to you in your time on this earth than good things ending. but it is probably the thing that leaves the deepest scar. your life could be lovely filled with good morning kisses and sunshine through your window and the stars in the sky at night, but what if one day that person that gave you good morning kisses, left? oh, imagine how horribly ugly that scar would be on your heart.all good things must come to an end but bad things can continue on forever. but i think good things come to an end, so we can realize how good they were and make way for another great thing.

insane.

its 2011 for fuck sake and there are still people being homophobic. fair enough lifes not perfect. there is always going to be people who have a problems..natzi's ect. but the fact that there are teenagers who are homophobic? i dont understand. pretty sure these days everyone is brought up to accept things like this? guessing i was wrong.
to be honest half the time we are all homophobic 'for fuck sake thats so gay stop doing that' never really thought about it in that way before though.
if anything, i admire anyone who can have the courage to come out (especially at the point in your life when your a teenager and life is tough enough) and carry the abuse that comes along with it. insane. ill never really understand why some people are so homophobic. being scared ect are the usual thoughts. but at the end of the day some of the people who come out at my age deserve some kind of medal for not caring what other people think and taking all the abuse just so they can be happy and not hide who they are.
just saw in the news last month, in america a 15 year old guy has gone to court for shooting dead another classmate in school because he was gay. is that a joke. when people start throwing around abuse about how anyone who isnt straight should slit their wrists and die, they dont think about that actually happening, they think its just words. if that actually happened..would it be worth it? would it be worth it just to try and get rid of someone different to you. if anything homophobes are the ones who are scared. scared because they could never, ever have enough courage to come out and say that they are gay, cause i recon most of them secretly are.

life goes on

i sometimes wonder if life is worth it
but then i think about the unforgeable memories and realise life is worth it 
love what you got, remember what you had, learn to forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but dont regret.
people change,things go wrong but keep on remembering life goes on.

Photos

 You know what really bothers me? When girls, or boys, this could work both way, post up photos of themselves and they title it "i'm look minging" "i'm ugly" "ewwwwwwww". Okay, what!? That doesn't make sense. Obviously you do not think you look ugly, unless you genuinely do, I doubt you would post a picture up of yourself.  I don't know if these people are doing this just so they can get remarks like"you are not ugly! don't say that, you're beautiful!" "ewww? more like hot!" I'm sorry, but these people just seem like attention grabbers to me.
    Or another thing is when someone DOES compliment on your photo, don't disregard their comment and be like "no hun, that's you!"Okay, maybe it is nice to give them a nice compliment back, after all, they did just compliment you. BUT DON'T start world war 3 and  play the compliment game back and forth. It's dumb, and nobody wins.  
 the next time anyone tells me they think they are ugly, my answer will be 'yes you are'.


Why do people insist on taking pictures of themselfs with alcohol? admittedly there are a few photos of my with alcohol in my hand.But when a photo is about to be taken so all the girls go 'WAIT' and run and grab a bottle of vodka or a packet of fags even if its empty. Do they think it's cool? Do they think they are badass? All I know is that they look really stupid. I hate it when a lot of girls (sorry for targeting the ladies again) take a bunch of pictures of them kissing a vodka bottle, or pretending to drink out of an un opened bottle. Cool. You know, that is really cool. It just makes you look super immature and a little trashy, if thats the look you are going for congratulations.

the pressure to be perfect.

74% of teen girls and young women feel the pressure to be “perfect.”
Girls today are fixating on their flaws, causing them to belittle themselves and even take dangerous action. They are shown messages and images everywhere constantly in magazines and on tv which sets an unrealistic standard of beauty. The average person sees between 400 and 600 advertisements per day, so thats like more than one message for every waking minute. for teen girls more than half of these are showing them size 0-2 models with perfect skin and perfect hair, making them think they should look like that. magazines are filled with stories of girl celebs being too fat or too thin giving teen girls the wrong impression. this standard of beauty that is not even obtainable because no one seems to see the blatantly obvious that the photos in magazines are Photoshop'd so that its not even the same person any more. i was kind of looking for inspiration on what to write about and it came up on my twitter that Demi Lovato posted a photo of her in her bikini having struggled with bipolar but she worked hard and is happy with the way she looks, and her saying 'love is louder than the pressure to be perfect' really stuck with me. but yeah, any boys reading this wont really understand much of what im talking about. but i can guarantee almost all teen girls feel they are pressured to look a certain way. but seriously, if someone wont accept you for who you are, they aren't worth your time. don't change yourself to look how someone else wants you to look. the people you love will love you for being the person you are, not trying to be someone else. my only advice is live your life to the fullest and dont waste your time trying to live up to others expectations.